More Shocking Amarillo Craigslist Personals That Will Creep You Out

You know what the funniest thing about going through the Amarillo Craigslist Personals is?  The fact that there is obviously way more desperate guys out there than there are girls.  And for some reason, my deliciously gay men seem to be on the biggest post, no pun intended.  Any-who, how about some more Shocking Amarillo Craigslist Personals That Will Creep You Out!

Down for Casual Encounters of the Weird Kind?

Only 1 posted in the Women seeking Men section!  What's up ladies?

any guy up and h()rny hmu asap

And that's it, I'm aroused.

The fact is, it's very hard to find funny posts in the Women for Men - Casual Encounters section.

Now Men seeking Men, that's a much different story!  Today alone, 10 men have posted in this section!

35 Hispanic chub 5'7 220#.. Looking for ()ral.. Give and or receive.. Will r!m your clean b*&ty h()le as well if u into that..U MUST HOST!!806 two 8 two 8 s________  (gives out his phone number here)

Hot as$ here looking for some fun with a nice top. Wild to mild your place or mine! Don't be afraid I like all types hairy++++. Your pic gets mine send stats plz

Looking for around noon tomorrow. Please be clean, masc n HWP..

Bi mwm ddf discreet
Tight h*le that needs some worked on
6' 190 athletic build
Sw Amarillo and want to do this now
Can not host and only play safe condoms and lube
Put "open" in header to cut down on spam
No endless emails and its suppose to get hot today

C__k needs someone to service it soon! Clean and DDF top guy here, you be DDF as well!! I can host or travel, send pic so I know you are real, no flakes or fakes please!

WOWZA!  That's just a small portion of TODAY'S POSTS ALONE!  Holy be-Jesus!

What about Women seeking Women?  Well, despite what breeders across the city may think, it's not nearly as active.  For example, there isn't even one post up from today.  And all the posts have so much detail to them, just like a woman lol (jk ladies, don't send hate mail)!  Anyways, the entire section gets very little action, but lets look for some hilarity in it.

Looking for someone to hook up with on a potentially regular basis for a nsa w4w enjoyment. NO D&D, clean, adventurous, comfortable early 20s to mid 40s and anywhere between thin and slightly curvy. 2 or more welcome. Currently involved with a very solid loving relationship, and not wanting to change anything. This is just for us girls. No men. Must have your own place or be willing to pitch in for hotel. Drinks or dancing or going out for girls night is awesome :) but not necessary. Email me if you'd like to explore the option. I'm 5'6, average build, 36C, caucasian with brown eyes and hair and very pretty and a great kisser. I am willing to take the lead or let you. We can discuss any wants you might have. Bi curious welcomed. I HAVE NEVER HAD AN STD AND GET TESTED FOR HIV YEARLY and am NEGATIVE. I am a busy person, so please don't get offended if I don't respond immediately.

Dear God that's a short story!  I need to give some advice and that's "always say less than necessary".  You need to have some kind of a mystery behind your words, the more you say, the less mystery there is.  Just some food for thought..

The Women for Women section is boring, so lets go look at the Men seeking Women section because we know there's some losers in there!

There is 9 posts in this section today!  You've noticed a pattern here, right?  Girls know they don't have to go chasing down guys over the Internet because they can find one on every corner, hanging out of their car windows staring at them like they just got out of prison or something.  Okay guys, advice for you, stop making yourselves so freaking available!  A little scarcity is better then always being up in a girl's grill!  A little tiny flirt is okay, but give it a break for the sake of your own sex life!  Okay, now lets see what some of you losers out there are posting.

Ill be in.ama and would like to find a women to hang out sat. And maybe be my date sun.afternoon noon

I am looking for a sl^t who wants to play. A woman who is open minded, sexual, enjoys sex and wants sex. Married, single, engaged what ever, lets play. Bring a friend. Looking for lots of fun. Put "I am the one" in the subject line.

im looking for a woman who is 18 to 25 preferbly blond or red head and thin to advige body to meet up have sex and mabe become more reply with the titel of this ad and ur cell and ill get back asap and i am real
Wanting a woman to please me and dig her nails into my back and get freaky with or just straight up make love your call hit me up im 26 blue eyes 5"6 126 lbs and athletic and free all day till 5 woman only

Looking for females who like to be seen on camera. Any pic you want to send is fine as long as it is of you and you are of age. Age, race and size does not matter to me. Not looking to meet up, hook up or anything like that. If you want pics in return, I sometimes will reciprocate. Will normally respond with what I have done while looking at pics sent. I am very discrete and never share what I receive. Panty and thong pics are my absolute favorites and pics with toys in them are also always appreciated. If you don't want to show your face, no problem.

Dang!  For being so desperate to be posting on Craigslist, some of these dudes are pretty picky!  Your obviously not scoring, so take what you can get!  That chunky girl munching on a hot dog at Toot N Totum needs loving too!  Stop acting like your going to find a supermodel to send you pics over the Internet because you have so much time on your hands that your posting on Craigslist.  And some of these guys actually post pics of their abs on here and they don't even have a 6 pack!  Freaking draw one on or something!  Wow!  Thank God I found a woman to put up with me and I'm not having to do this!

Well I do hope you've enjoyed this round of Shocking Amarillo Craigslist Personals That Will Creep You Out, because I know I sure did!

We learned some things, had some laughs, and we might all feel just a little bit better about ourselves.  I know I sure do!  Have a happy Wednesday :)