I had a long weekend and quite frankly been feeling kinda sick, and I have to come back to work to find out this upsetting news?  That's it!  I can't take it anymore!  Paris Hilton's new show The World According To Paris tanks in it's premiere and Paris blames the Oxygen Network.  Of course she would, I mean she did "work her tail off promoting it!" I guess she feels the least the Oxygen Network could have done is return the favor.  Let's not dismiss the fact that nobody likes Paris Hilton and she is famous for being a spoiled little wh_re.  And that eye of hers?   What's up with that!  I can't look at her face without focusing my attention on that eye it drives me crazy!  But back to the subject at hand.  I don't get why nobody would care to watch her new show.  30 minutes of her acting like a brat, driving around in her car, going to the mall, eating, making fun of people.  It's compelling entertainment!  (Pause) NOT!

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