The National Enquirer has exposed something scandalous indeed. Fat Kim Kardashian is tricking us all with a “fake pregnancy.” If it’s in quotations, it has to be true, right?
Supposedly, she weighs 200 pounds, and is still gaining. Probably because she keeps eating those Photoshop ice cream cones. And she’s brilliant because somehow she’ll find a way to make millions from her phony baby belly.
The only unbelievable thing about this news is that there could possibly be anything Kardashian that we won’t see on TV.
Furthermore, Monica Lewinsky has had drastic plastic surgery and a $100,000 makeover. And, if the photos on the cover are any indication of the before and after differences, it appears she got ripped off and paid way too much money for a hair brush and some bright red lipstick.
Tim McGraw and Faith Hill have some shocking marriage secrets. There are other women, nasty fights and tears and lies. Heeeyyy, waittaminnite. This sounds just like the troubles Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are allegedly having. We're starting to think the tabloids are making this stuff up and just swapping out the names.
Meanwhile, Don Rickles is in the midst of his sad last days. The 86-year-old insult comic is fading fast and apparently suffering from the terminal illness known as "being alive and nearer to death every day." Other than that, he’s in perfect health and can, clearly, still make really awesome faces.