What The Bleep Is Up With This Adam & Eve Commercial? [VIDEO]

It was one of those moments when you're watching TV, but not really watching it.  It's just kind of background noise while you're on the laptop or something.  I heard bleeps in a commercial with a woman trying to sound that of a seductress.  I had to rewind the Suddenlink Tivo (shameless plug) and see what the heck was going on.  Wouldn't you know, Adam & Eve dot com commercial on Comedy Central.

I like to have fun and pretend she's saying "smurf" every time it bleeps.  Check out the script.

"Adam & Eve, America's most trusted source for adult products.  That's where I got my very first smurf.  And if you go to Adam & Eve dot com right now, you can get 50% off almost any item.  It could be smurf, a smurf, or even a smurf."  

It continues, but I want to smurf you out of some time.  So watch the smurfing video and turn your volume up because my smurfing phone recorded it way to smurfing low.