What’s Something Cops Would Find In Your House You Wouldn’t Want Them Finding?

So yesterday, Justin Bieber had his house searched for evidence of egging a house.  Oh yeah, gotta love the legal priorities in our nation!  Forget searching the known drug dealers house, let's go see if there are EGGS in Bieber's house instead!  PFFT!  Anyways, there was allegedly cocaine left out in plain sight, leading to the arrest of Lil Za or whatever the Beeb's BFF's name is.  Well, what if cops searched your house, what would they find that you may not want them finding?  Anything embarrassing?

For me, well, definitely some embarrassing items!

*NSYNC CD is one...

A book called "Why You're Fat"

Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood VHS tape haha!

An extensive gun and bullet collection.  They'd be like "what is this guy planning on doing".

Israeli Gas Masks, yeah I'm ready for chemical warfare!

Cases of water bottles stacked up, they're gonna think I'm a "doomsday prepper" or something lol!

A few "bug out bags" with food rations, water purifier tablets, lighters, enough stuff to get the family through a week of chaos.

What would they find in your house that you may find embarrassing?  I just know someone is going to say adult toys or mary jane lol!