Woman Loses Virginity Twice Because She Has Two Vaginas
Don't get all vagilante on me this is a real story! Ivagine this, Hazel Jones is 27 and always wondered why she experience massive bleeding and cramps during puberty. Then at the tender age of 18, she was given what I consider to be vagtastic news! She has 2 vaginas!
Say what!?! Yeah, the blonde 27-year-old from High Wycombe has the million-in-one condition uterus didelphys, which means she has two separate uteruses and cervixes as well.
Most people would consider themselves freaks, Hazel felt her only setback was the fact that she had to go through losing her virginity twice!
"Once I found out what it was I told everybody, I thought it was amazing and it's definitely an ice-breaker at parties!" "If women want to have a look, I'm quite happy to show them, it's not something I'm embarrassed by."
Ah come on what about guys? I'm sincerely just interested in seeing what your double demon looks like!
Anyways, after Hazel's long time boyfriend started making comments about how her, ahem, genital area was seeming "different", she went to the doctor, who actually had a good explanation for that.
"When developing in the womb girls start with two tubes. These fuse and the septum breaks down and forms one uterus. In around one in 3,000 cases the septum stays within the uterus but to actually have two separate uteruses is much rarer."
She said sex used to hurt, but it's become more comfortable with age. Sorry I just can't help myself I HAVE to type out 1 liners!
You can have this vagina, I'm saving the other one for someone special :)
If she get's pregnant, which hole is it going to come out of?
She's like a vagician!
Russell Brand just had a stroke when he got this news.
So did Katy Perry.
It's like double mint gum, twice the pleasure, twice the fun!
This raises a red Vlag!
Young, wild, and double vagina'd!
United states of....whoa what the hell is that?
She said it's a great ice breaker at parties hahahahahaha!
Does she segregate them? Like 1 is for whites and the other is for blacks?
Have a glorious Friday :) Remember, for every girl you run across, there's a million to 1 chance that she's packing 2 vaginas!