Would Never Work For Me

The story is that the way Ed Sheeran won Nicole Scherzinger's heart is by sharing a cheap pizza and a supermarket bottle of vodka.  Hmmm.

If I tried that with a girl I met she would laugh me out of the room.  It may work for Pop stars, but for a regular "Joe" like me, it's impossible.

Maybe the quality of women I meet needs to change.