9 Weird Laws In Texas That You've Probably Never Broken

Every true Texan can agree that the Lone Star State is the best place in America... possibly the whole world. So, if you grew up here, you know that we like to respect and uphold the law and be good citizens. But sometimes that leads us to create laws that become outdated, irrelevant, or just plain weird.

Check out these 10 weird Texas laws we found!

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1
Swearing in front of a corpse
In some parts of Texas it is illegal to say a cuss word in front of a dead person.
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Lin Files, YouTube
2
You can't ride a horse after dark
In Texarkana, it is illegal to ride your horse after dark with out tail lights.
3
You can't flirt using your eyes
In San Antonio, their legal "dating laws" do not allow flirting by using your eyes or hands.
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4
No feather dusting
In Clarendon, it is illegal to feather dust inside a public building.
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jana leon
5
Pig pleasure
In a south Texas town called Kingsville, it is illegal for two pigs to make love at the airport.
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Getty Images/Cultura RF
6
Awkward elevator farts
In Port Arthur, Texas, it is illegal to pass gas in any elevator.
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Jan Tepass
7
No mohawks
In Mesquite, it is illegal for kids to have any "unusual" hair cuts.
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(Martin Hunter/Getty Images)
8
Milking someone else's cow
In the whole state of Texas, it is illegal to milk another man's cow.
9
No hunting in a helicopter
The Lone Star State has a law that still stands to this day that it is illegal for someone to try and shoot any kind of animal from a helicopter.
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