Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Every Solo One Direction Song Ranked From Worst to Best
Ever wondered how the One Direction members' solo careers stack up against each other? Behold our definitive ranking of Harry, Zayn, Louis, Niall and Liam's songs.
Lady Gaga, Britney Spears + More Sign Letter Condemning Texas Bathroom Bill
The letter reads, in part: "How much more can you punish them for living honestly and openly?”
Justin Bieber Apparently Still Bitter The Weeknd Is Dating Selena Gomez
Justin Bieber plays the part of bitter ex-boyfriend with extraordinary ease.
Khloe Kardashian Celebrates Dropping ‘Odom’ From Her Name With Enormous Passport Cake
Intent on celebrating the reclamation of her famous last name, Khloe celebrated the occasion with an enormous cake.
‘Authentic’ Harry Styles Solo Album Coming to Slay the Airwaves
"Harry has stepped up with the vision of someone who's authentic.”
‘The Hills’ Star Whitney Port Pregnant With Her First Child
Whitney Port has reportedly joined her fellow The Hills co-star, Lauren Conrad, in impending motherhood.
Kylie Jenner Denies Requesting Darker Skin Tone for Madame Tussauds Wax Figure
'I'm not trying to make my wax figure darker than I am, you f---king idiots.'
Camila Cabello Explains Decision to Quit Fifth Harmony in First Solo Interview
"...I just followed my heart and here I am.”
Kim Kardashian Offers Testimony in Paris Robbery Case
Kim Kardashian is reportedly in New York City speaking with the judge overseeing her Paris robbery case.
Selena Gomez + The Weeknd Hold Hands, Take Their Unconfirmed Romance to Italy
Selena Gomez and The Weeknd have reportedly taken their three week-long romance to Florence, Italy.
Jake Gyllenhaal: Ryan Reynolds Deserves Oscar Nomination for ‘Deadpool’
"Sure, it's a comic book movie and it's made a lot of money — but that doesn't subtract from Ryan's extraordinary work."
‘A Dog’s Purpose’ Producer Reacts to Disturbing On-Set Video Footage + Abuse Allegations
'Those individuals should be held accountable and never used again by that studio or its affiliates.'