Breaking News – Christina Aguilera Arrested!

She's Sheening!  Yup she messed up the lyrics to the National Anthem and it was looking like she might be bouncing back till this morning when she got arrested for Public Intox!

Here's what I'm thinking, why is everyone so shocked?  She's a pop celeb she's supposed to get drunk & get arrested!  Here's what will shock me, call me when SHE IS CAUGHT READING A BOOK! Then I'll say DAMN!  Anywho boyfriend Matt Rutter was also arrested for D.U.I. and they've both been released on bail.  Friends have been "encouraging" her to check into rehab.  But when someones saying "Hey girl you should check yourself into rehab (while simultaneously handing her a beer)" I don't call that encouraging lol.  I think she's been taking life advice from Charlie Sheen.  We're starting a new word, "sheening" anytime someone is drunk or on drugs (edit thanks to Angel Dee it did say dunks lol), thats the new term for it.  For example: This Friday night at Muligans myself  & Tommy The Hacker will be SHEENING! JEEYUH!