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Dallas’ Derps – Learn To Drive
Derp (as defined by the Urban Dictionary) - A simple, undefined reply for when an ignorant comment or action is made.
This weeks derp goes to none other then. ME! Yes and I deserve it! I proudly claim this weeks derp for myself because I briefly forgot how to drive a car. I was on my way to meet up with a very beautiful girl too. Wow that sucks.
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