Hacker’s 2nd Annual Toss The Turkey Off The Roof To See If Turkey Fly’s

Get ready for Turkey Toss part 2...Last year we attempted to toss the turkey off the roof to see if it fly's and it went really bad! Matter of fact it dropped straight down like a hacky sack. Multiple reason why I think it didn't fly, first of all it was really fat, looked nervous and was missing a couple feathers short on its right wing. So learning my lesson I've had a whole year to research this years attempt for the Turkey Toss. This year I have paid good money for this imported turkey.

I am expecting a successful flight. If you live in West Texas make sure you look into the sky's Wednesday night. Liftoff will be from a disclosed location with expert supervision on hand . We hope to not get shut down by A.P.D, Animal Control, or PETA. So get ready it's not a plane, it's not a bird, and it's not superman. It's the Amazing Flying Turkey! But wait there's a good finale to this.

Once the turkey lands if you can catch him there will be a reward tied to his foot, a voucher for his brother. A free turkey to eat for Thanksgiving! If you capture him please release back to the wild...

My question for you. Is what should we name the turkey?