I Found a Way to Make Christmas Rock with These Decorations

I love nutcrackers. I love them even more when they make my mantle rock. Take a look at this Demon inspired nutcracker.

I'm skipping the boring, tired, old stocking with my name poorly ironed on it, and instead I'm going with this stocking that everyone will know is mine. Plus it will stand out nicely.

Finally, my stocking is cooler than the dog's.

I love a good dad joke. I also love metal. This Christmas, I'm going to hang this front and center so I hear my wife groan every time she walks by the tree.

I am a big metal fan, after all.

I immediately thought "Ramones" when I saw this ornament. Being the fan I am, this needs a spot on my tree. Plus, it's made out of "mouth blown glass." That means it's fancy.

We can gather round the tree and chant "Hey! Ho! Let's go!"

Let the husband/wife and kids take care of the star on the tree and instead, add a Star Child.

If you look at this ornament just right, it really does look angelic.