Hold on take a seat, shocker of the century coming at you here!  Today TMZ reports that Mariah Yeater has dismissed her paternity suit against the It Ain't My Baby Baby Baby singer Justin Bieber.

I think we all saw this coming, and furthermore I don't think Mariah even knows who the father is.  This girl is a mess of lies and lets face it, Justin is obviously gay so he couldn't have seeded the spawn. (TMZ)

The suit was quietly dismissed late last week.  What's more, Mariah Yeater's lawyers, Lance Rogers and Matt Pare, have quit her ... withdrawn from the case.

As we first reported, Justin not only planned to take a DNA test when he returned to the U.S., he was going to sue Yeater and her lawyers for making a bogus claim.  And, as we reported, Justin's lawyer, Howard Weitzman, called the attorneys and informed them a suit was looming.

Oh yeah, we all knew it was bogus.  Yeater not only accused Bieber of being the father, but before that she accused her ex-boyfriend of being the father.  The girl is clueless!  When Mariah was asked for a comment, she replied "Meth is a hell of a drug!"

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