From Selena Gomez death threats to Mariah Yeater death threats, this Justin Bieber paternity suit has became quite the entertaining event!  Oh don't get me wrong, if I was in Bieber's shoes, I would be pretty PO'd, but I'm not so that gives me the right to find humor in his misfortune. 

The latest gruesome detail to come in is Bieber cutting the story in half!  Today on Today, in front of fans he went live on TV killing the allegations saying: (Eonline)

"I'd just like to say, basically, that none of those allegations are true," insisted Bieber, regarding Yeater's supposed claim that he is the father of her 3-month-old son. "I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim."

He even goes on to say he goes straight from the stage to his car.  The word "straight" was the punch line in that sentence ha!  I can't believe he's getting all this action off his songs.  Are the moms just drooling over their daughter's (or son's) teen crush? Oh and I'm sick minded!  Psshhhhttt!

See a video of Justin's public announcement right here on E's website.

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