Naked Lady Near Lubbock Courthouse Covers Up With Patrick Mahomes Jersey
Oh my goodness. What on earth is going on here?
A 94.5 FMX listener shared bizarre photos of an ordeal that left them completely baffled. A buck-naked woman was seen in public standing near the courthouse on the northwest corner of Buddy Holly and Main street on Monday afternoon, holding a number 5 Texas Tech Patrick Mahomes jersey out in front of her to cover up her bits.
Of all places to be nude in Lubbock, right by the courthouse was probably not the best choice. However, it would appear the woman didn't suffer any repercussions for her public nudity, as she was spotted later, fully clothed and carrying flowers.
Was she selling them? Were they given to her by a new and adoring fan after her astounding live performance? There are so many unanswered questions, and perhaps it's better that way.
The listener that submitted the images told FMX that the police came but she was not arrested, which is rather puzzling.
Surely taking all of your clothes off in broad daylight in public would get you arrested, right? If this lady gets a pass, does that mean we all do? Asking for a friend. I mean, it's been pretty humid here lately and I'll be the first to admit that sometimes I just want to rip all of my clothes off, too.
What have we learned from this? Not a whole lot. But you might be able to get away with a little more exhibitionism in Lubbock, Texas than you even realized.