Craigslist has a wealth of stupid men trying to attract women.  Here are some of the nuttier personal ads from Men on Craigslist.

Dom Muscle BBC (South Ama)

It will be gorgeous out today. Need a spring play buddy. You don't have to be Barbie but I am picky . No guys, no flakes or one liners.
If you can't send a pic or actually play don't bother. Serious playful ladies only.
Super Tuesday was yesterday,Trump and Clinton are ahead.


I'm stuck in town for Spring break, and Amarillo is ohhhh so exciting. I bet there are a few other coeds in the same boat. I would like to find a fun lady who is looking to learn and explore this break. A safe, private teacher who allows you to explore and learn a mans body before you go back to school.

If you have always wanted a private chance to learn without judgement, safe sex only, than here is your chance.

I'm for real. It will be nice today and tan cool back off this weekend. St Pattys is tomorrow and Trump and Clinton will win their parties.

Send over a few pics and info on what your wanting to learn. Serious injuries only, no one liners or dudes.

Life is short, and you read this far so live a little and have a fun Spring break adventure.

Redneck beauty wanted

Are you a Redneck beauty?
Trucker looking for a Redneck queen.clean ddf, cute, curvy is fine, with some yunk in her trunk, bi is a plus, green or blue eyes, beer drinker, that can jump in my truck and hit the road with me. Under 40 yrs.
Me? 36 yrs old Trucker, ddf, married but I'm never home, fun and sexually powerful.
Please send pics.


Happy Saturday!! So, I'm a single white male in my early 30s and I have two tickets to Wrestlemania 32 in Dallas for April 3rd. The person I was going with can't go anymore. I'm looking for a female in her 20s-30s who likes the WWE to be my guest! Hotel and tickets are covered. If you could help with fuel cost and food, that'd be awesome!! If you're at all interested, email me back and put your favorite wrestler in the subject line to weed out spam! :) Or text me (***) ***-****.

You can see more like this HERE. Some of the ones online are NSFW.

More From KISS FM 96.9