New Year's Resolutions? HMMM.

With the new year creeping upon us, there are so many of us making New Year Resolutions. Mine are pretty simple, be better than I was last year. I’ve seen so many resolutions on social media, here are some of my favorites that I’ve come across so far:

My resolution for 2020 is to eat less spiders in my sleep.

My New Year’s Resolution's to keep kicking ass & taking names because detailed record-keeping is important.

My resolution for 2020 is to do so much yoga that my friends start to hate me for it.

My only resolution for 2020: to stop dating men who have the emotional intelligence of a baked potato.

My New Year's resolution is to be more efficient. So, I'm giving up on it right now instead of wasting all January acting like I can achieve it.

New Year’s Resolution: find out what’s in pop tarts.

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