New Year’s Resolutions? HMMM.
With the new year creeping upon us, there are so many of us making New Year Resolutions. Mine are pretty simple, be better than I was last year. I’ve seen so many resolutions on social media, here are some of my favorites that I’ve come across so far:
My resolution for 2020 is to eat less spiders in my sleep.
My New Year’s Resolution's to keep kicking ass & taking names because detailed record-keeping is important.
My resolution for 2020 is to do so much yoga that my friends start to hate me for it.
My only resolution for 2020: to stop dating men who have the emotional intelligence of a baked potato.
My New Year's resolution is to be more efficient. So, I'm giving up on it right now instead of wasting all January acting like I can achieve it.
New Year’s Resolution: find out what’s in pop tarts.
New year new me
New year new m
New year new
New year ne
New year n
Never mind f
Never mind fo
Never mind forg
Never mind forge
Never mind forget
Never mind forget i
Never mind forget it.
That’s the plan. Happy 2020 whatever your resolution may be!