I guess training to be on the USA bobsled team doesn't exactly pay like Lil Wayne taking drugs and rapping about them and strippers to our youth.  Lolo Jones hopped on the oh so annoying and new Vine Peek video app and complained about her paycheck.

That's just reassuring to know.  This should crush plenty of dreams right here.  Way to go America.  God knows we don't need any more aspiring athletes to set a good example for the children.

Yes you can train your whole life away and spend 7 months training to represent the USA in the Winter Olympics, but you're only going to make $741 and some change doing it.  You're better off working at a convenience store.

I actually feel kind of good about myself.  I finally make more money than somebody!  In your face Lolo!

While I'm at it, stay away from Vine!  In only 15 seconds, I saw a guy complaining about running, 5 wanna be gangsters and OMG white people dancing!  I then started to stick my eyeballs with the eraser end of a pencil while the demons exercised my laptop and it freaking grew legs and took off running out the door!  I went to chase it only I had poor vision due to the pencil and I tripped on the front door threshold.  Then it planted right by my left ear and made me listen to all the nonsense spewing from the mouths of people.  I could only imagine what they were doing in my head.  Sad times, very sad times...

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