Police Are Looking For Denver Man On The Loose Wearing Nothing But A Thong

Okay why do all the big cities get the funny news. Yes this is a real story! Denver man on the loose in only his thong is on the run from the cops. HAHA! Cops were called about a man who was "possibly armed" and just in his thong. So Denver police setup perimeter and said they were not in a standoff with the suspect. Instead, authorities said they were simply trying to locate the man. Police also said the only reason they responded to the the call was due to the suspect being a “repeated thong offender.” They Also wanted to make it clear that this is not the same suspect involved with the "Serial Groper!" What the heck is that...Haha! Maybe the thong man will streak across the field during the Denver Bronco game Sunday night. That would be Awesome!