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Shia LaBeouf has a very interesting way of fighting.  Instead of putting his hands up like a man and trading punches.  He opts to use his powerful face to break his opponents hand!  Concussions, black eyes, bloody noses, all side effects of this very tactful method! 

Well Shia is in Vancouver shooting "The Company You Keep" and it looks like he suffered another ass whooping at the hands of a fat, hairy, shirtless man.  Why?  Did Shia sleep with the shirtless man's girl?  What happened? (TMZ)

 

Shia LaBeouf was repeatedly PUNCHED IN THE HEAD by a shirtless, hairy-bellied man on a Vancouver sidewalk last week -- and TMZ has obtained footage of the brutal ass whooping.

It's unclear exactly what provoked the attack -- but we're told Shia originally got into it with the man inside a bar called Cinema Public House ... and after security kicked them both out, the man tore off his shirt and unleashed the fury all over Shia's face.

Moments after the attack, Shia tries to chase after the guy -- but someone who appears to be his friend holds him back, telling him, "You gotta lay low right now!"

AHA!  Yes alcohol can have that effect!  Why is it when we get a few drinks in us we become bullet proof?  Sadly, all of Shia's training from Transformers didn't pay off.  I'm starting to think Megan Fox suited up in costume as this un-named man and laid the beat down on Shia.  She was like "you told the whole world we hooked up!?!  TAKE THIS, AND THAT, AND ONE OF THESE!"

Of course this is all speculation from the insane mind of an Amarillo DJ and I have never been right before, then again I've never been wrong either! TMZ has the exclusive video so I can't get it on here, but how about you click here to watch it.

Let's reminisce for a moment shall we?  Recall the craziest bar fight you've seen.  For me, one time Tommy and I were downtown and we witnessed something like 20 people attack a couple in a Suburban.  It got ugly!  By the time it was over the Suburban looked like it had been involved in a roll over accident.  And so did the people inside.