StarDust: We’re So Old We Remember When Eddie Murphy Was Funny + More

- Eddie Murphy is the most overpaid actor in Hollywood. Quelle surprise. [ScreenCrush]

- When Angelina Jolie's hordes of kids become teenagers, she'll retire from acting. [Celebitchy]

- Better get your jabs in at Chris Brown before he deletes his resurrected Twitter account. [PopCrush]

- Now we know why Lindsay Lohan is broke. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Dave Matthews/Keira Knightley team up to musically battle Jimmy Fallon/Michael Buble. [SeriouslyOMG]

- '30 Rock' may be over this season, but NBC is giving Alec Baldwin a new contract anyway. [Hypable]

- Randy Jackson says 'American Idol' is the "Picasso" of competitions. Picasso dies all over again. [Rickey]

- Amber Heard shows off her new hair. A perfect match for Johnny Depp's homeless chic.  [Bohomoth]

- Superman: now with 100 percent less underwear, 100 percent more Treasure Troll belly button. [IDLYITW]

- New issue of Vanity Fair features all our favorite comedians. And Megan Fox. [Hollywire]

>> Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook. Or the teddy bear gets it.