The Associated Press was forced to print a correction today, after one of their writers mistakenly referred to alleged murderer, Robert Durst, as the lead singer of Limp Bizkit, Fred Durst.
Forged in the fires of Mount Doom, the Ring of Power was stripped from the hand of Sauron following the final battle with the Last Alliance and became of a keepsake of Prince Isildur. Now corrupted by the One Ring, Isildur fell in battle, losing the ring to the river. From there, “Isildur’s Bane” fell into the hands of the creature known as Gollum and from there, into the hands of the Hobbit known as Bilbo Baggins. It was only through the efforts of the Fellowship of the Ring and the brave Frodo Baggins that the One Ring was destroyed forever ... or so we thought. Because the ring has fallen into the hands of a young Texas boy, who was suspended from school for wielding such an accursed tool.
Throughout the years we have seen some real fast food fails. The McDLT from McDonalds comes to mind. But, I think KFC has taken the title with the new "Double Down Dog."