Lindsay

I'm floored!  I just don't believe it!  Lindsay Lohan is an ANGEL how on earth could the ignorant people of the court system say she's screwed up again!  Oh wait, she missed a scheduled/court appointed community service assignment today?  Are you sure!?!  Well then let the demon spawn burn!

I think we all saw this coming!  Judge Stephanie Sautner didn't put up with Lindsay Lohan's excuses during her progress report today.  Setting her bail at the max of $100,000 and having Lindsay taken away in handcuffs.

AHA!  Yes my delicate snowflakes the meth mouth comes in many forms.  It conquers all those without dental insurance.  It's ugly, it's embarrassing, it's totally taken over Lindsay Lohan's mouth!

As of today, Lindsay Lohan no longer exists. But don't get too excited. According to a report from PopEater, the troubled actress is simply dropping her last name, putting her among other one-named (and admittedly more successful) celebrities like Cher, Madonna and Prince. The news came straight from Lindsay's mom, Dina, who revealed, "Lindsay is dropping the Lohan and just going by Lindsay.&

Leave it to Lindsay to cry over the Miley Cyrus skit on SNL that poked fun at her!