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We read Us Weekly, National Enquirer, Star, Life & Style and In Touch this week — so you didn’t have to. You’re welcome. This week, baby weight battles are raging in the headlines, Michael Jackson was murdered, Angelina Jolie has taken up collapsing as a hobby, Kris Kardashian likes martinis while Kim Kardashian likes to eat, Suri Cruise is already hooking up, and all kinds of other really rea

We read Star, National Enquirer, Us Weekly, OK! and In Touch this week — so you didn’t have to. We’re heroes. We know. This week, Kim Kardashian is still pregnant and supersized, Angelina Jolie hates her engagement ring, John Travolta and Kelly Preston are having a $220 million divorce, Khloe Kardashian now has her best body ever, R-Patz and K-Stew are moving in together to save money on stamps, H

We read In Touch, Star, Us Weekly, the National Enquirer and Life & Style this week — so you didn’t have to. Feel free to thank us later. We learned it's possible that Scott Disick isn't the father of Kourtney Kardashian's son, Jennifer Lopez was dumped by her boyfriend-eographer who no longer felt like living rich, Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy, Bachelor Sean and fiancée Catherine ar

We read Us Weekly, OK!, Star, Life & Style and In Touch this week — so you didn’t have to. Feel free to thank us later. This week, we learned Kate Middleton is craving sugary foods, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux were secretly married (and then replaced with Folgers crystals), Blake Shelton made Miranda Lambert have a showdown, Khloe Kardashian-Odom was rejected by her real father, and al

We read In Touch, Life & Style, Us Weekly, the National Enquirer and Star this week — so you didn’t have to. Feel free to thank us later. This week we found out Kim Kardashian is pregnant and alone (again), someone is leaving One Direction, Miley Cyrus was jilted, Snooki lost a bunch of weight and has smaller hair (possibly related), Suri Cruise has a double, Jennifer Lawrence has an awesome l

We read OK!, the National Enquirer, Us Weekly, Life & Style and In Touch — so you didn’t have to. You’re welcome, you ingrates. This week, Jennifer Aniston cemented her status as the world's most fake-fertile celeb by getting fake-pregnant yet again, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag amassed an artillery worthy of a militia, Bobbi Kristina got pregnant, Bachelor Sean decided to save himself for m

We read Star, the National Enquirer, Us Weekly, the Globe and In Touch this week -- so you didn't have to. Along the way, we learned Jennifer Aniston is back in therapy over Brad, Prince Harry went on a 15-hour party bender, Britney Spears is headed back to a mental ward, Kate Middleton is hiding her baby bump, the Kardashians just realized their mother is a monster, and a whole lot more... Read

We had some time to read the tabs while we were waiting in line to buy heat pads and Bengay this week and here’s what we learned from Globe, Us Weekly, National Enquirer, In Touch and Star. As expected, avoiding the express line has had its privileges... Read More ...

We had some time to read the tabs while we were waiting in line to buy Alka Seltzer and carpet cleaner this week and here’s what we learned from Globe, Us Weekly, National Enquirer, Life & Style and Star. We can't deny that avoiding the express line has its privileges. ... Read More ...

We had some time to read the tabs while we were waiting in line to buy rice cakes and flashlights this week and here’s what we learned from the National Enquirer, In Touch, the Star, the Globe and OK! Even when the store is packed, avoiding the express line has its privileges. ... Read More ...

We had some time to read the tabs while we were waiting in line to buy gum and Red Bull this week and here's what we learned from the National Enquirer, In Touch, the Star, the Globe and OK! Once again, avoiding the express line definitely has its privileges. ... Read More ...