Team Sheen Wants You!

Charlie Sheen is looking for an intern?  Wait didn't he get fired?  What's the intern gonna do exactly?  Drug & alcohol runs?  Whatever the intern is going to be doing he's gonna have a helluva time selecting an intern.  He's already got applications to the tune of over 74,000!  WOW!  I can't even get 7 people to intern at the radio station!