A woman got pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, “I bet you’re going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball.”

He replied, “No, Ma’am, highway patrolmen don’t have balls.” There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said. Without saying another word, he closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.

True story from Humboldt County in California.

The good news is Amarillo Police do...the Amarillo Policeman’s Ball is this Saturday February 29th from 6:30p-11:30p.

The Amarillo Policeman's Ball Is This Weekend

Credit: Townsquare Media
Credit: Townsquare Media

There will be dancing, music by Texas Hits and Miss, food by the Big Texan, casino games, a silent auction and more.

Tickets can be purchased here or by calling (806) 378-4252.

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