Were Katy Perry & Russell Brand Doomed From The Beginning?

The answer seems to be a big YES and I can actually tell you why.  The details I'm going to give you are not made up, they are in fact straight from the mouth of Russell Brand himself!  Why were they doomed to get a divorce from the beginning?  It's because Russell thinks Katy Perry is boring in bed!

Yeah I'm not making this up!  Russell Brand is a recovering sex addict and claims he used to have sex 5 times a day. So it seems that the religious and sweet Katy Perry couldn't satisfy him in bed. (WWTDD)

Russell Brand is notorious for his once-wild lifestyle and attempts to change his bad boy ways. But according to a report in the newest issue of Us Weekly, Brand allegedly wasn’t able to kick all of his bad habits.
“Katy was kinky enough during their first times together and he was very attracted to her,” a source claimed.  "When things got bad, if they got a roll in the hay, they were always better after," the insider added.

But apparently Russell's sexual appetite became too much for Katy to keep up with. Brand, a recovering sex addict, actually has an erotic award named after him in U.K.'s The Sun -- 'The Russell Brand Shagger of the Year Award.'

Well now I'm just grossed out.  How can any female stir up the courage to lay in bed with Russell Brand?!  His accent alone makes me want to just kick him square in the nuts, but I digress.  Apparently Brand is a loose cannon when it comes to sex.

“He likes dirty things. He really gets off on one particular porno with a guy in a wheelchair. He’s attracted to things he can’t imagine happening to him. (And) he has a closet full of sex toys.”

Yeah, a wheelchair, you wanna kick him in the nuts too now don't you?

I don't know how he could find Katy boring in bed.  Any man in his right mind would find a way to make it exciting.  She's a hot girl, whom is rather well endowed, and she can open her mouth.  I think any guy out there can make that fun.  Maybe she just has a breaking point where she feels used.  He probably thought Katy was just a whole for him.  Where the hell is Brand I've got my foot all baby powdered up and I'm ready to kick him in the nuts!