Look out what is it a bird , a plane, no wait it's a turd. One Malverne couple was enjoying their date when they became covered by brownish/black sludge as a plane taking off from Kennedy Airport flew overhead. A plane was coming over. Next thing you know she says ‘Oh my God it’s raining.’ I said ‘No it’s not’,” Artie Hughes told the local news.

“Some black liquid, black oil came off on her face, and I walked around and I looked and said ‘Oh my God.’ There was quarter-sized, nickel-sized, dime-sized drops all over my deck, my barbecue, my table,” he said.

This so makes me gag writing this blog! What happened did the pilot of the plane push the wrong button?This romantic date definetly turned to S%#! The couple thought something was wrong with the plane so they called the cops.

“It was oily in substance, blackish-greenish oil. I thought it was hydraulic fluid and then the policeman came down and said ‘No I don’t think so. Looks like something nastier than that’,” Hughes said.

The couple just want an explanation, and for this kind of incident to not happen again.

“I think they should investigate and find out what happened,” Hughes said. “Was a button pushed? Was the lavatory filled to capacity before it left the ground?”


I've had a bird poop on my shoulder but this couple really had a S#&@ day!