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New "RoboCop" Reboot Teaser Highlights OmniCorp’s Products
It’s been 20 years since we last saw RoboCop shoot up the silver screen. Since then, Detroit has seen the ominous foreshadowing depicted in the action film franchise come to fruition. As the Motor City pulls itself up by the brakes and struts, we get a sneak peek of its homeland hero’s return via this teaser from the cyborg’s manufacturer, OmniCorp.
Big-Boobed Bandit Uses Her ‘Skills’ to Rob a Gas Station
If you’re a female robber with a ridiculous rack, why would you even need to wear a mask? All eyes are on your “prizes.” (Just make sure to refrain from saying, “Eyes up here!”)
This was pretty much proven true when a chesty blonde pilfered a gas station in Australia using only a knife and a low-cut top.
50 Worst Album Covers Ever
There comes a point in media production when the quality of content is so bad, it’s good. This rule definitely applies to the worst album covers ever produced by modern music.
The First Guitar That Anybody Can Play
The gTar is a fully digital guitar that shows you how to play songs via an array of interactive LEDs along the fretboard. To do this, you must first dock your iPhone in the guitar’s body and load up the FREE gTar app, which comes with an extensive library of songs that’s growing every day.
Love ‘Splash’? Meet Hannah ‘The Real Life’ Mermaid
Man’s attraction to mermaids has been a sexually confusing one. The difficulties have been explored in shows like ‘Futurama‘ and ‘Family Guy’. Sweet upper half usually covered by flowing locks or sea shells, ‘pretty’ lower half but, well, no vagina. Plus, knowing how a fish smells and how some vaginas smell, we can’t really imagine it being all that great if they did have one. It’s known as “The M
Man Kicks Snooki Look-alike In the Face at RockFest, Gets Beatdown
What is it with guys hitting Snooki and her look-alikes? She’s so small and harmless that it leads us to believe these are the same men who’d take a magnifying glass to ants to see ‘em explode. TMZ obtained video of this altercation that took place at this past weekend’s Rockfest in Kansas City.
Obama Is ‘The First Gay President’ If You Believe Newsweek’s Cover
How do you top Time’s cover featuring a mother breastfeeding her fully-grown child? Call Obama “gay” and give him a rainbow-colored halo.
XXX Porn Parodies — 10 You Probably Never Knew Existed [SFW]
Last month, news broke that the producers behind The Three Stooges porn parody were being sued for copyright infringement despite clearly stating in the title, “Not The Three Stooges XXX”. We’re surprised this sort of legal trouble doesn’t happen every month considering how many creative liberties adult film studios take using trademarked materials. Where does one draw the line?
Destiny Monique — Babe of the Day
Destiny’s a model, actress, and former Marine from Houston, Texas who now lives in Los Angeles.
Man Who Boned Girlfriend’s Dog Worked at Humane Society
Say you’re a woman. You’re dating a guy. It’s getting pretty serious. You work at a Humane Society, doing what you love, saving animals then giving them to caring homes. That’s why you got together with your boyfriend in the first place – you share that common love for those cute critters. In fact, you hook him up with a job at the Humane Society. Then you find out he’s boinking your dog and has a
Boob Size By Country? There’s A Map For That
We have to think there’s some kind of error with this color-coded map that displays average breast size by country, produced by Bild.de.
Is This Krispy Kreme Rapper For Real?
His name is Krispy Kreme. He’s a rapper. He’s got dreams of makin’ it big. We think he’s well on his way and we hope his bespectacled sidekick gets to drop some serious lyrical heat on the next track.