Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
Texas, According to Google Search Autocomplete
You can generally tell the general public's biggest complaints about something by searching "Why is _____ so ...." and seeing what Google finishes your search with. Using this tactic, I sought to find out what Google suggested for as many Texas cities as I could get it to provide autocompletes for, and then made a map of the Lone Star State with the results.
According to Emojis, Texans Among Happiest in U.S.
If the way people use emojis says anything about them as a larger group, then Texans are some weapon-toting happy folks.
Texas Man Accused in Theft of Miley Cyrus Blow-Up Doll
A Texas man is accused of stealing a life-sized Miley Cyrus inflatable doll from an adult store.
Which Job Each State, Including Texas, Is Googling Most
The job Texans are Googling more than any other state is that of a referee, which is keeping it pretty vanilla compared to some of the other states. (Looking at you, Ohio.)
Million-Dollar Texas Drug Heist Caught on Camera
Police say a million-dollar pharmaceutical drug heist at a pharmacy outside of Dallas was captured by surveillance cameras and looks like something out of an action movie.
Listeria Found in Blue Bell Plant Again?
Just as the gods return Blue Bell ice cream to our homes and freezers, signs of listeria have, once again, been found at the creamery's plant.
What’s the Most Popular Food Emoji in Texas?
A recently-released survey reveals the most-used food emoji by state, and the most used in Texas is kinda surprising.
Priest Accused Of Pointing Gun at Boy For Being Cowboys Fan
A New Jersey priest was arrested on Friday for allegedly pointing a gun at an 8-year-old boy in his congregation because the boy said he was a Dallas Cowboys fan.
Still From ‘Jurassic Park’ Included in News Coverage of Houston Flooding
Either someone snuck a still from Jurassic Park into a news station's coverage of Houston flooding, or it it is the end times in Texas, y'all.
Outkast Performs ‘Deep in the Heart of Texas’ at ACL Fest
Outkast performs "Deep in the Heart of Texas" at Austin City Limits Festival during the duo's 20-year reunion tour.
Why You Should Stop Using Spray Sunscreen on Your Kids Right Now
An ongoing investigation by the Food and Drug Administration has prompted Consumer Reports to urge parents not to use spray-on sunscreen on or near children.
Saturday is National Pecan Pie Day + Pecan Pie Vending Machines Are a Thing
In honor of National Pecan Pie Day on Saturday, we present the pecan pie vending machine.