***This is not a joke and could be deemed NSFW due to materials some viewers may not want to see OR hear.  It is especially intended for a mature audience only.  CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK***

Nicki Minaj has a new song called Truffle Butter, and it's left a nasty truffle buttery stain on my soul.  Hide your husband, hide your kids, hide your wife. They 'truffle buttering' err'body round here!  Who sits around and comes up with the definition of these things?  Just whatever you do...DO NOT GOOGLE TRUFFLE BUTTER MEANING!

I'm not trying to talk you into searching it in Google here, I'm being super serious.  Put a lock on your computer and use them parental controls to keep your kids from seeing the meaning of this foul combination of words!