You just thought the Shake Weight was bad, but feast your eyes upon this mind bending fitness breakthrough!  Horse Riding Fitness Ace Power!  A new Korean made exercising machine that makes the Shake Weight's sexual suggestibility look like a cake walk!

This is raunchy in the most beautiful way!  I guess as you sit on the device, you work them hips girl!  And that, in turn, works your core and maybe other muscles?  I really don't know because I can't understand a thing these guys are saying in the video...but that don't mean I don't like what their saying!

Here's the Youtube descriptive passage:

From Korea, for those who like to ride the horse in front of TV and in home comfort of their own space. For all family member, this home mechanical equestrian system will meet for all the family need. It help device to fitness you up! And reach the health goal! Live longer for now! Be your Ace Power!!

Either way, Christmas isn't that far away, and I want one of these bad boys to be one of my many gifts!  That's right, I'm stingy and vain!

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