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Merry Christmas =)
Yes, douche bags everywhere are jealous of me and Santa throwing up simultaneous Shockers! And having said that I just wanna wish everyone a very merry Christmas! Yup it's gonna be the breast Christmas ever! Can I get fired for that?
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