Pregnant Jessica Simpson: I’m Like 170 Pounds & My Sex Drive Is Outta Control!
Okay I need to step back and take a breath because I almost got turned on when I typed out that title. Jessica Simpson is deliciously pregnant right now, checking in at 170 pounds and claims her sex drive has became "unstoppable"! TWINS! I'm just under 170 pounds and I as well have an insatiable sex drive! Too bad I like the brown girls.
But I really must admit, pregnant girls are freaking HOT! I can't wait for my wife to get pregnant so I can finally enjoy that pregnant woman love. I'll feed her pickles and ice cream while she's lying naked and rubbing her stomach complaining about needing to pee. Guaranteed I'll still be turned on! Did I take it too far just now? My bad..
Anyways, Jessica is glowing with personality and feeling very in touch with herself and her body right now and is finally back on my "good list" of celebrities. I don't know why, but I kind of hated her for a few months. We've squashed that and picked up where we left off.
Weeks away from giving birth, Jessica Simpson has never felt more in touch with her body -- or with her sexuality.
The hugely pregnant Fashion Star mentor, 31, opened up about her current sex life with fiance Eric Johnson on Ryan Seacrest's radio show Tuesday.
"I'm like 170 pounds and I wanted to pose nude. I try to be like 110 pounds. It's funny to be at your heaviest and feel the most confident. I just take such pride in being a mom! I just love my body more than ever now."
Mom's of the world, is it crappy that you have to carry your baby for 9 months in your belly before you can actually carry it in your arms? In my mind, that's gotta suck right there! Baby-daddy's out there need to realize that and show a little more appreciation for their baby-momma's.
Having said that, Jessica Simpson is about to pop and bring a new child in the world that will hopefully know that "chicken of the sea" is in fact tuna and not an actual chicken that lives in the ocean. And even more so, has a normal name, because we all know celebrities like to give their children these names that make absolutely no sense.
See the full story here at Us Weekly.
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