Reese Witherspoon Got Hit By A Car!

Say a prayer for Reese Witherspoon!  She's currently at a university hospital hanging on by a thread due to being plowed by a car!  Oh wait, I typed that wrong, I meant she's currently at home and is going to be just fine after being bumped by a car. 

Hey paint the picture however you want, she still got hit by a car.  No matter how harmless the impact was.  Let's dig a little deeper and find out what happened. From People:

The incident occurred during a jog in Santa Monica, Calif., a rep for the actress, 35, confirms to PEOPLE. The driver, an 84-year-old woman, was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk, say reports.
Explaining that she was not seriously injured, the rep says Witherspoon is “resting comfortably at home.”
Santa Monica police Sgt. Richard Lewis told the Associated Press that Witherspoon was jogging in an unmarked crosswalk when she was struck.

What's an unmarked crosswalk?  Oh you mean a street!  Well whatever, who am I to say Reese needs to pay more attention when she's jogging.  That's why I do all my jogging at the gym!