Santa

Since the day she was born, Suri Cruise has had everything she needs, wants and more.  She is the only 5 year old that I know of has a shoe collection that includes kid size Louboutins.  Well, her Christmas list is nothing short of spectacular.

Dozens of men and women donned Santa garb on a blistery cold New York City weekend, jumped into sleighs (i.e. taxi cabs) and headed toward naughty places to drink, drank and drunk. Their holiday-spirited peers in San Francisco also did all of the above, except naked. All in the name of a world record.

If anyone is going to get a lumps of coal in his or her stocking this year, it’s Martha Nicholas. The Virginian woman was arrested Wednesday for bilking kind-hearted people out of money by falsely claiming she had cancer. Nicholas, 42, duped even her husband and children along the way, claimed she was a four-time cancer patient and participated in multiple cancer fundraisers

In Dayton, OH a pair of  female Santa's were arrested for "unruly" conduct?  But the elves say they did nothing wrong.