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After some intense hours, Lindsay Lohan, who’s vacationing after completing less than a day of her 30-day jail sentence, has been reunited with her $5,000 purse and her passport, although she’s out about $10,000 in cash. At least the Chanel is safe.

Oh I can smell the one liners cooking!  But for now, let's be serious about this because it will make you wanna punch somebody square in the face, which is the frame of mind you need to be in for a Friday afternoon.  Jack Raynor is 73 years old, he hails from Britain, he suffers from multiple sclerosis, and he is recently a victim in a spread of metal thieves that is sweeping through Britain.  His

As Pee-wee Herman can attest, having your bike stolen is very unpleasant indeed. The same was true of Matt O’Rourke, a man who had his prized ride stolen. Luckily, thanks to the intervention of some concerned citizens (including Pee-wee himself), the story has a happy ending.

According to a new report from the Center for Retail Research, the most frequently stolen food on the planet is… cheese. The report says four percent of the protein and calcium-rich (not to mention tasty) food winds up being shoplifted worldwide every year, besting the theft-rates for other items like candy and alcohol and causing cheese to be labeled “high risk” for retailers.

Well, this is humiliating. Thieves using bolt cutters were able to force their way into a supposedly secure building earlier Thursday morning and steal 21 MP-5 submachine guns and 12 large caliber handgun from the Los Angeles police department’s prestigious SWAT unit.