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Now this is a creative way of being a drug mule!  Spanish authorities say they have arrested a Panamanian woman arriving at Barcelona airport who was hiding 3 pounds of cocaine in her breasts!  Like, literally inside them!  A breast implant that would make Scare-face lose his mind!  They abreasted, I mean arrested her for drug smuggling in the 34-D degree!

An unidentified Amarillo man was shot by his baby momma a little after 12m today, while the 2 were in an argument over child custody.

Kris Humphries just can't catch a break, unless you count the millions of dollars he makes in the NBA.  Heck I could deal with a herpes out break for that!  Now, getting dumped by Kim Kardashian definitely put him at the low point, because getting dumped by that dark haired chimpanzee hybrid is worse than getting dumped by a radio DJ.  This new story is just another notch in his disgrace post,

Is there really nothing else to do in Wyoming? A woman was recently filmed dancing on the street to music playing in her car by a neighbor. Did we mention the woman was wearing only a bra up top and doesn’t know all the lyrics to ‘Firework’ by Katy Perry?

Ashley Horton got her motor running and headed out on the highway. She was lookin’ for adventure and whatever came her way. Those Steppenwolf lyrics are our clever way of telling you Ashley was caught masturbating on a Florida highway and got arrested.

Let’s say you’re at your local lumber yard, buying wood for some sort of home improvement project. You’re feeling like quite a man, because you’re about to do some work with your hands. In walks a woman, completely nude. Bonus, right? Maybe not so much.

I swear I am not out to find a bunch of vagina related stories today, it just seems to be a common theme of crazy-ness across the Internet.  This one involves a woman from Dade City, FL, whom hid a bottle filled with urine in her vagina so that she could pass a urine analysis, but still failed!  Now that's a true EPIC FAIL!

Studies show that most women make noise (and lots of it) when engaging in sexual intercourse. It’s not because they’re nearing orgasm. Those loud moans are more of an effort to make you feel good about yourself and the size of your package and because she wants you to hurry the hell up.

Okay now you can officially said you've heard the stupidest thing ever in the history of stupidity.  TMZ is reporting that a 75 year old woman is suing CBS Lets Make A Deal because she lacks physical motor skills and made an ass of herself at a taping in LA.

If you’re going to have a homemade cannon, please know how to use it.  Actually, how about never, ever use it because something like this could happen.

There are million-dollar — and even billion-dollar — lawsuits. But if a woman in Staten Island, NY has her way, she’ll get trillions in damages.

All sorts of eye candy here as Jenni, who excels at wearing low cut tops and advanced Calculus problems, rides in a Twin Turbo Lamborghini Superleggera. When the supercar hits 1250whp, Jenni reacts with an alluring mix of fear, excitement and busty-ness ...