Things Never Said In Rap Songs

Every once in awhile I hear a lyric in a rap song that makes me smile. For example, " I drop bombs on your Mom". It gets me every time. There are few lines that are still free to use.

The hottest hashtag trending right now is #ThingsNeverSaidInRapSongs. Oh boy this should be good. Here are some of the entries found on Twitter.

• All About The Washington's.
• That ass is fine, but I'd really like to know what's inside your mind.
• I’ve got 99 problems and they’re all red balloons
• She's not a ho, she's someone's daughter.
• I like flat butts.
• The wife and I are having a little shindig tonight, perhaps you'd like to pop in around 7...bring some chips!
• Let’s hook up in my tractor!
• I'll hug you and love you and still be here in the morning...to talk all day.
• Abstinence rules!
• Sippin on juicy juice.
• My wife left me, and she took the dog and tractor.
• I've got 2 tickets to Gangsta's Paradise, pack your bags, we leave tonight.
• It's getting Hot In Herre, so turn on the Central Air.
• I'm Slim Shady Thanks to my girl Jenny Craig.
• It's hard out there for an independent contractor.
• Hold my wallet until I get out of Starbucks
• Drink responsibly, go home early.
• May I have your daughter’s hand in marriage?
• “Get yourself a 401k...”

Did you have a good one. Tell us in the comment section below.