Now this is a creative way of being a drug mule!  Spanish authorities say they have arrested a Panamanian woman arriving at Barcelona airport who was hiding 3 pounds of cocaine in her breasts!  Like, literally inside them!  A breast implant that would make Scare-face lose his mind!  They abreasted, I mean arrested her for drug smuggling in the 34-D degree!

The border patrol noticed fresh scars and blood soaked gauze on her chest, as well as pale patches beneath her shirt.  Basically, she looked like she had a really strange looking boob job.

Associated Press:

The woman said she had recently had breast implant surgery. The statement said police were suspicious and sent her to a local hospital where the implants were removed and found to contain cocaine.

Again, very creative!  This would make cocaine addicts say the word "nummy" and it would be carrying a few different definitions!  Her breast milk would have you up all night!  You punch her in the tata and powder flies out!  She would have got attacked by my cousin Hector!  How would a drug-sniffing dog react to this?  Imagine that!  A police k-9 just burying his nose in her chest like he was motor boating it or something!  CLASSIC!

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