Zynga Launches New Facebook Game Called CastleVille

Oh man as if I don't get enough game requests on Facebook already!  Get ready to be annoyed by another productivity killer from Zynga, makers of games like Mafia Wars and FarmVille, called CastleVille.  Did your nipples just get hard out of excitement like mine did? (pause) NOT!

I find these games to be an absolute waste of time, but apparently millions of people disagree with me.  I guess I'm just lame like that.  Anyways moving on to the launch of the latest corporate scheme to make billions of dollars by this company that is killing social interaction as we used to know it.

CastleVille will be a lot like FarmVille, except your focus is on building castles and kingdoms.  Bet you would've never guessed that!  My understanding is it's based loosely on the scheme of the Shrek movies.  You can build castles, kingdoms, be a hero, be a villain, basically be anything but productive in real life.

The game's features (Zynga)