Amarillo Craigslist Personals: Sad or Funny?

And now another episode of Craigslist Personals. The thing that makes you thank your lucky stars that you are either happily single or happily coupled.

Wanted:good woman (Amarillo) age: 42

I'm looking for a friend whom is a good hearted woman, honest, sincere and willing to compromise. I don't care if you're short. ...tall....fat....skinny. someone in between 35 to 50, if possible. I'm set in my ways, but tired of being lonely. Although my son is full grown, I don't mind kids.....they don't scare me off. I love my friends and family and believe in loyalty....so if you're interested I'm here. Thanks...Oh too many scammers on here for me to post my number. ...

Any women that actually want a relationship? (Amarillo)

body : athletic height : 6'1" (185cm) status : divorced

Okay, I posted a week ago about women that actually wants a relationship. I had quite a few responses but none you're either interested in pursuing or they were too busy I'm not sure? I really do not want to play games with someone please do not be gay, crossdresser please be a female that is fit, athletic or average that takes care of themselves. If you're interested in getting to know me and not play games then please respond. Also put today's date in the subject as well as a picture so that I will know that you're a real person and not some bot or whatever you want to call it. If you do not not have time to go out or anything then do not respond then do not respond please.

Life is tough - m4w (Amarillo)

TX : TX age: 32

Life has been tought lately. Just wanting to talk and find new friends. The wind blew here in Amarillo yesterday. Hope everyone has a great day!

Amarillo Hairy Women - m4w (Amarillo)

body : average height : 5'10" (177cm)

age: 45

Looking for a hairy women or two tomorrow night. So hard to find. Let me worship your hairy body. Massage and lots of TLC. Come to my hotel room and let me pamper you!