Talk about revenge of the ex!  Rossie Brovent is furious over her new tatt-poo and is currently trying to sue the artist  that inked the steaming pile of poop on her back.  She is suing Ryan Fitzjerald for over $60,000 in damages to her skin.  It's like they say, cheaters get pooped on.

Rossie went to her former boyfriend, Ryan, to get a new tattoo.  She wanted to get a scene from Narnia done on her back and wanted Ryan to be the artist since she is familiar and comfortable with him.  Well she lied down, he took the needle to her skin, and she walked out with a steaming pile of poop with a swarm of flies tattooed on her back instead.

I mean I like my revenge just as much as the next tattoo artist, but permanently damaging someone's body!  That's messed up!  (The Sun)

Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend.

Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was "at the artist's discretion".

She said: "He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo.

"Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back."

All in all he did a good job on the tat, I mean if your a fan of poop it would be perfect!  But alas, she is not a fan of poop.  How about some funny comments?

Is that poop on your back or are you just happy to see me?

Is it scratch & sniff?

Her back must really stink!

My dog did that to me last night.

The flies symbolize angels and the poop symbolizes her child hood.

Somebody has dooddy issues.

Wait, you said you had a bulls-eye on your back!

I said take a dump on my chest you moron!

Ain't I a stinker?

Time for some wrecking balm.

If you look real hard you can see Jesus in there so it's not all bad.

If she added a cone to the bottom it would be like an ice cream cone coming out of her butt crack.

Doesn't it kinda look like the Amarillo Sandies logo, only upside down?  (don't get mad at me Amarillo High students, I'm just making observations here lol)




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