Bobby Brown Must Not Pass Go or Collect $200, But Instead Go Straight to Jail
Bobby Brown is heading to the slammer.
Brown was sentenced to 55 days in jail following his most recent DUI arrest in October 2012. The 'My Prerogative' singer was pulled over for driving erratically and cited not only for a DUI, but also for driving on a suspended license, because he makes multiple wise life decisions at a time.
(For the record, his license was suspended as a result of a prior 2012 DUI conviction. That's in addition to the DUI conviction from 1996.)
TMZ reports that Brown pled no contest to his latest charges and has until March 20 to turn himself in. In the meantime, he has to attend AA meetings three times a week.
He'll also have four years of probation (good luck, bro) and an 18-month alcohol education program. Weird, we thought the problem was that he just knew it all too well.