Does Your Guy Have The 26 Qualities Of The Perfect Man? [POLL]

I found this awesome article that lists the 26 qualities that make up the perfect man, and I thought it would be fun to look at and see how I match up to being the perfect man. Ladies, take a look and see how your man matches up to being the perfect man, and fellas, this would be a good time for some self constructive criticism!

So let's just list the qualities, and I'll talk about what matches me, just so you can see how perfect of a man I am.

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Physical
Six feet tall - I'm 6ft 1in tall!
Muscularly toned and athletic - I work out regularly, I definitely got this one!
Brown eyes - I thought my eyes were brown because I'm full of sh*t, but apparently not :)
Short dark hair - Yup! I got short and dark hair!
Smooth chest - My chest is as smooth as a baby's bottom!
Clean shave - I keep a soul patch on my chin, otherwise, I'm definitely a clean shave guy!
Good fashion sense, but gets ready in 17 minutes or less - I can be ready in 10 minutes, shower, shave, dressed and hair did! And I only shop at Express, so yeah I would say I have a good fashion sense :)
Wears jeans and a v-neck sweater - If you've ever seen me in the fall, you would know that this one is all me! Love some nice Express jeans and an Express v-neck sweater!
Habits
Non-smoker - I quit smoking, but sometimes I'll smoke if I'm drinking, so this is a maybe for me.
Prefers beer over wine or cocktails - I like me an ice cold beer, and I hate wine!
Admits when he looks at other women - I really try not to, but when I do look at another woman, I don't try to hide it, so this is another yes!
Eats meat - Hell yeah girl!
Education, Career, Money
College degree - I realize I work in radio, but I do have a psychology degree!
Earns more than you, approximately $76,000-a-year - Okay so I don't make this much money, I work in radio for the love of the game, not for the small pay checks lol, so this is a no for me :(
Drives an Audi - I love how it only says Audi! It could say Mercedes or BMW, but it's Audi! I drive an Audi A4 Quattro 2.0 Turbo! WOW!
Hobbies
Loves shopping - Don't even get me started, my wife and I can spend money and shop for an entire day! I love shopping!
Watches football - I watch ever Dallas Cowboys game, and the play-offs, then Super Bowl, so that's a big 10-4!
Can swim and ride a bike - I can swim, ride a bike, ride a motorcycle, so that's another yes for me!
Knows how to change a tire - I can change a tire, an entire engine, I grew up as a shop kid, yeah I can work on cars! Changing tires is the easiest part!
Has a driver’s license - HA! Yes I have a driver's license haha! Never saw this one coming! But, another yes for me!
Likes dramas and reality shows - I hate reality shows and dramas, unless you count Breaking Bad or Son's of Anarchy as drama? But I don't think so...so this would be a no for me.
Other
Calls his mom twice a week - Call or text, mom and I talk about twice a week!
Says “I love you” only when he means it - I do love my wife, and every time I tell her I lover her, you better believe I mean it!
Is sensitive when you’re upset - Yes! It's very important to sympathize with your partner's feelings, so when Suzanne is upset, I try to be an ear for her and a shoulder for her.
Has a good sense of humor - Hello? Have we met? My name is Dallas Chambers, and I would say I have a great sense of humor!
Wants a family - I make jokes, but in the grand scheme of things, I want some children! I have way to much knowledge in my brain! I have to procreate and pass all this knowledge on to some kids! So, another yes :)