Kardashian Christmas Card 2011 [Photo]

Seriously what is the BFD about this Kardashian family portrait/Christmas card?  This is the second most search thing on google right now and I can't figure out why!  Are we really so obsessed with this delusional, self righteous, stuck up, rich and famous for no good reason family?  Why does my wife and her friends follow this family?  Is my man DNA seriously so altered that I really just don't get it?  Oh well moving on, let's break down the Kardashian Christmas Card 2011 and see what's so freaking special about it.

Well let's see in the center you have the parental figures, Bruce and Kris Jenner just standing there looking like they are way more holy then you.  Like Jesus somehow loves them more.  Ridiculous pose one right there!

Then you have Kendall and Kylie looking like way bigger hoe/douche baggets then any 14 or 16 year hold should. Something tells me the future of these 2 girls will involve a lot of prescription pills and mommy/daddy issues.

Lets not forget about Kourtney  and Scott forcing their child Mason to look to look like a freaking bigger douche then they do!  How you gonna do that to a 1 year old!?

You've got the other couple Khloe & Lamar.  Now I don't wanna hate on Lamar, because he actually looks miserable as a part of this family, so I really feel sorry for him.  Khloe, brings all female douches to their knees in d-bag jealousy! Even Snookie can't compete with that kind of douchery!

The least famous/favorite sibling, Rob Kardashian, he's standing far off to the left so I will actually applaud him for trying to distance himself.  I mean he still looks like a stuck up prick, but one that's making an effort.

And of course it wouldn't be complete without little Kim Kardashian.  KK as they call her in the Bronx.  She's famous for getting it on with Ray J and filming it then releasing it for all our eyes to see.  It's like the fruitcake at Christmas that grandma gives you.  I mean your thankful for it, but you really don't want it.

So in closing, the Kardashian Christmas Card 2011 is ridiculous, stupid, arrogant, and appalling to my eyes.  We shouldn't be wasting our time with this family unless that time is being used to exile them from our country of good/hard working people!

If your a gullible sucker that can't get enough and you want a break down of their outfits.  Then by all means have fun in your little rat race life and go here to the Daily Mail.