Katrina Bowden IS The Sexiest Woman Alive

The sissy boys over at Esquire Magazine have announced that 30 Rock star Katrina Bowden is the sexiest woman alive!  Now she's obviously pretty, but I need a lil more in the booty department lol, anyways I can see how she won.  However, they haven't posted the article yet?  But when they do you can bet that they use only descriptive terms that a gay man would use.  Phrases like "she's sweet" or "she has a beautiful soul" lol.  Where I would say "she's smoking hot with perfect teeth"!