This isn't exactly the best way to take a bite out of crime.

A man from Cape Coral, Fla., has been arrested for dancing on the roof of a police car in an effort to fend off vampires. Clearly, no one told this fella about carrying a cross and a clove of garlic.

Christian Radecki, 44 or 45 (it's unclear), was arrested for disturbing the peace. He caused some damage to the roof and the windshield wipers.

According to WPTV, a police report states Radecki claimed a "woman with fangs" came to his house and warned about a human sacrifice, so he "made the conscious decision to get the Sheriff of Nottingham to help him stop the slaughter of small children."

Radecki was not on drugs or alcohol at the time and he has no history of mental health issues. History, no. Future? Maybe.

You can catch Radecki in action below:

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