It's time for another episode of "Craigslist Personals"!  See what craziness we have this week.

Looking for Love in all the Wrong Places (Lubbock Area)

I am overweight
I am 52
I have the following.. House, Car, Dog(s) Kids (grown)
I am seeking a Woman who has the following traits.
#1 likes to look at other women and make comments (good or bad like nice ass or that dress sucks) and does not mind if I do the same
#2 same as #1 except for men
#3 is open minded
#4 is a flirt and does not mind me being a flirt
#5 is open minded
#6 sense of humor
#7 Netflix and dinner is a nice evening
#8 Likes to travel
#9 has the willingness to try new things even if they seem different or odd.
#10 and the most important someone who likes/tolerates/puts up with etc ME
If this sounds of interest to you drop me a line and we can start chatting from here..
I will include a picture once I get a picture from you.
I am a white guy 6'4" brown hair and green eyes about 325 lbs. (Actually, this guy is winning at personal ads!)

Daddy is looking 4 his genuine cute Lill princess NO DRAMA, NO GAMES (Amarillo or anywhere if you drive)

body : athletic height : 5'7" (170cm) ethnicity : Indian with light skin status : single age: 45

Note:Please dont response to my ad if you are not comfortable to share your number and pix must be physically present here. I don't wanna waste anyone's time

Hello to all genuine and serious girls
I'm looking for Daddy/daughter relationship while I'm here twice a week(Sunday morning and Tuesday late night from Los Angeles, so I want someone who can spare and spend time with me show me around, sometimes shes able to go to LA with me on sunday morning and will comeback on Tuesdays in late night but it's just an option we can go for movies, dine out, festivals for joy and satisfaction and in returns a weekly, biweekly or monthly allowance available upon request
Please don't come with a working girl attitude I'm just looking someone who's interested to be with one man
You must be 18-30(but age limit cud very if you are genuine , interested and attractive
Please be serious and able to tell me little
about you with pix
Put your number in
the subject line otherwise you will be deleted coz I'm looking someone serious
Talk to u soon
Thx

Pretty woman need a good home? - m4w (amarillo)

You need attention? Older man for younger woman. No kids please , maybe one. TLC Good kisser. Live-in Babe. Tell me what you like. Women only. (ew.)

Country gal to love (Monument)

body : fit height : 5'10" (177cm) status : divorced

age: 36

So apparently there are no more country girls in Colorad. So I am branching out to see if there are any more real country girls left looking for a real hard working Southern Man. I realize I'm looking out of state for a willing person to relocate for love. I am fit, love to cook, love kids, have my own house up in the hills and my own business and yes that is really a picture of me.

What I'm looking for in a woman: MUST be country, cute, fit, love sports and outdoors, love kids n is a hard worker too weather it be at home or at work but definitely know how to please her man and take care of him. Please put ur current favorite country song in the subject line and attach a picture or two when u reply so I know you're real or ur email will just be deleted. Oh n please don't send me pictures of someone else that isn't you. Thank you.

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